so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
anyone else see satan cutting the string through a glass door
me: wassup bro lol
god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)
You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
the “lol triggered” meme is only considered funny in a society where mentally ill people are devalued. it relies on a context where mentally ill people’s needs are considered ridiculous.
additional fact: the meme has made mentally ill people afraid to use the word trigger with their doctors and therapists. it’s literally making mentally ill people less able to access care. defending this meme, with that knowledge, is blaming mentally ill ppl for being hurt by ableism.
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO
Acknowledged
Answered
Protested
INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK
Added
Implored
Inquired
Insisted
Proposed
Queried
Questioned
Recommended
Testified
GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY
Admitted
Apologized
Conceded
Confessed
Professed
FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Advised
Criticized
Suggested
JUST CHECKING
Affirmed
Agreed
Alleged
Confirmed
LOUD
Announced
Chanted
Crowed
LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL
Appealed
Disclosed
Moaned
ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT
Argued
Barked
Challenged
Cursed
Fumed
Growled
Hissed
Roared
Swore
SMARTASS
Articulated
Asserted
Assured
Avowed
Claimed
Commanded
Cross-examined
Demanded
Digressed
Directed
Foretold
Instructed
Interrupted
Predicted
Proclaimed
Quoted
Theorized
ASSHOLE
Bellowed
Boasted
Bragged
NERVOUS TRAINWRECK
Babbled
Bawled
Mumbled
Sputtered
Stammered
Stuttered
SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER
Bargained
Divulged
Disclosed
Exhorted
FIRST OFF
Began
LASTLY
Concluded
Concurred
WEAK PUSY
Begged
Blurted
Complained
Cried
Faltered
Fretted
HAPPY/LOL
Cajoled
Exclaimed
Gushed
Jested
Joked
Laughed
WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED
Extolled
Jabbered
Raved
BRUH, CHILL
Cautioned
Warned
ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG
Chided
Contended
Corrected
Countered
Debated
Elaborated
Objected
Ranted
Retorted
CHILL SAVAGE
Commented
Continued
Observed
Surmised
LISTEN BUDDY
Enunciated
Explained
Elaborated
Hinted
Implied
Lectured
Reiterated
Recited
Reminded
Stressed
BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME
Confided
Offered
Urged
FINE
Consented
Decided
TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS
Croaked
Lamented
Pledged
Sobbed
Sympathized
Wailed
Whimpered
JUST SAYING
Declared
Decreed
Mentioned
Noted
Pointed out
Postulated
Speculated
Stated
Told
Vouched
WASN’T ME
Denied
Lied
EVIL SMARTASS
Dictated
Equivocated
Ordered
Reprimanded
Threatened
BORED
Droned
Sighed
SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME
Echoed
Mumbled
Murmured
Muttered
Uttered
Whispered
DRAMA QUEEN
Exaggerated
Panted
Pleaded
Prayed
Preached
OH SHIT
Gasped
Marveled
Screamed
Screeched
Shouted
Shrieked
Yelped
Yelled
ANNOYED
Grumbled
Grunted
Jeered
Quipped
Scolded
Snapped
Snarled
Sneered
ANNOYING
Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER
Guessed
Ventured
I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
Hooted
Howled
Yowled
I WONDER
Pondered
Voiced
Wondered
OH, YEAH, WHOOPS
Recalled
Recited
Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH
Revealed
IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Scoffed
Snickered
Snorted
BITCHY
Tattled
Taunted
Teased
Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.
Baby!Inuyasha: *Is having that puppy chasing the squirrel dream* *little legs are flailing* wrff..awroo…
Inupapa: Wha- Oh my god… oh my god.. Izzy.. Izzy wake up he’s doing it again. *shakes wife*
Izayoi: huh..oH..FUCK. YES. I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.
Just y'all wait till I get home and get on the computer.
A/N: I warned you
@inusmasha thank you for the inspiration
Many, many years ago
The sound of a small dog filled his ears as his eyes flickered open. It was no wonder his wife hadn’t woken along with him, his hearing, of course, was far more advanced than her’s.
Grumbling to himself, he sat up and ran a clawed hand threw his hair, looking around the room. He didn’t see a dog in the room. How would it have gotten in anyw-
Small growls from the corner broke the silence of the dark room and a mischievous smirk grew on the Inu No Taisho’s face. It was happening again.
Quietly, but frantically, the dog demon rolled over and roughly shook his wife awake.
“Izzy.. Izzy. Wake up! He’s doing it again!” His eyes glowed with amusement as his small son’s legs and arms flailed as he whimpered and growled pathetically.
His wife grumbled and shot a heated glare up at her husband.
“What the hell are you- oH!” She clapped a hand over her mouth to smoother her laughter.
“oh gOD HE’S DOING IT AGAIN! I LIVE FOR THIS!” She whispered loudly, barely containing her excitement.
Later
Growling and swearing under her breath, Kagome sat up in her futon, the small part of the blanket that still covered her fell away and her sleeping yukata parted slightly.
She yawned and rubbed her eyes, looking towards the doorway. The sun had barely risen and yet here she was, wide awake. Why in the name of the Gods was she up so-!
“Stupid fuckin…” Her head snapped over to where her husband lay as rough, whispered words fell from his lips, though it was obvious he still slept. Curiously, she shifted so she face him. His arms and legs kicked out, as though he was running like a dog. She snorted, her hand instantly coming to cover her mouth. What in the world was he dreaming about?
He snarled menacingly and a small howl escaped. Kagome bent over, holding her stomach in silent laughter. She shuffled over to a truck near the doorway.
When she had come back nearly 3 months ago, Kagome had forgotten the few items she had had on her person as she jumped into the well. Her watch and her cell phone in the pocket of her sweater which had 80 percent battery remaining. Deciding to savor the use of the camera, since she obviously had no service, using it for the few moments she wanted to remember forever and maybe one day she could bury it near the Sacred Tree and send it back to her family. This, was one of those moments.
Using her thumb to flick open the phone, she remembered how to pull up the video option and pressed the record button, the small red light blinking in the corner of the screen.
“Fucking squirrels… get yer furry asses over here…”He grumbled angrily and made a small ‘wrff’ sound and another small howl.
“I’m so using this as blackmail.”
Ooooh my heart. Ohh it’s so adorable!! AAhhh!!
Baby!Inuyasha: *Is having that puppy chasing the squirrel dream* *little legs are flailing* wrff..awroo…
Inupapa: Wha- Oh my god… oh my god.. Izzy.. Izzy wake up he’s doing it again. *shakes wife*
Izayoi: huh..oH..FUCK. YES. I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.
I don’t like asking for favours but if you’re currently drawing or animating or writing or recording something right now, please hit CTRL+S
Thank
These two guys just heelied down the hallway together holding hands
Fun fact: you’d think you could easily type capital à, è, é, ì, ò, ù on an Italian keyboard. Wrong. There’s no way you can do that, unless you have a Macbook. Italians are just forced to type A’, E’, I’, O’, U’ instead. But you know what we CAN type? Ç and ç. That’s right, a letter we don’t even have in our alphabet.
actually Ç is very useful because we have that letter in the albanian alphabet. so don’t assume keyboards are only for certain languages.
well the italian keyboard was in fact designed for the italian language, my guy
I have an Italian keyboard on my Chromebook, which I’m using right now, and I can type à è é ì ò ù as well as ç just fine.
I was talking about typing those… but CAPITAL
All I can think of is that post talking about how the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor, and someone responds with “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.